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Full Metal McCain

Sat Jun 28, 2008, 11:09 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
This past month there was a great article on John McCain in Rolling Stone, that was written by one of my favorite journalists Matthew Tabbi. In it he, goes into the transformation of John McCain as well as into his oh-so-lonesome head of his. It's a good read and pretty funny too.

Here is an excerpt of the article that I like inwhich McCain shows us his love for that asshole Joel Osteen. Enjoy!

McCain's transformation is so complete that at a recent town-hall meeting in Nashville, when asked to name an author who inspired him, the candidate — who once described televangelists of the Jerry Falwell genus as "agents of intolerance" — put none other than Joel Osteen at the top of his list. "He's inspirational," McCain said.

Standing at the meeting, I didn't write Osteen's name down in my notebook — apparently because my brain refused on some level to accept that McCain had actually said it. Of all the vile, fake, lying-ass, money-grubbing shyster scumbags on the face of this planet, there is perhaps none more loathsome than Osteen, a human haircut with plastic baseball-size teeth who has made a fortune selling the appalling only-in-America idea that terrestrial greed is actually a form of Christian devotion. "God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us," Osteen once wrote. This is the revolting, snake-oil-selling dickhead that John McCain actually chose to pimp as number one on his list of inspirational authors. So much for "go, sell everything you have and give to the poor," and all that other hippie crap from the New Testament.


You can read the article here: [link]

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Oh crap. What a prick. =/ I think he probably just reached out and picked a random name from his head cause he couldn't think of anything. XD Great speaker there, yup.

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"Let's see... now... who is the best-selling Christian author?"

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